Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Is this the Worst Beer Advert Ever?

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I've just come across this beer advert.

Stop sniggering at the back.






It's for Ursus beer from Bucharest and it's supposedly one of the best selling beers in it's native country. Indeed, it brands itself as 'The King of Romanian Beers'.

The lack of a caption leaves me confused as to what message it's trying to convey about the beer or the people that drink it.

That's where you come in.  I said "Stop sniggering at the back!"

I'll give four lovely bottles from my special beer cupboard for the best/funniest/smuttiest caption to accompany the Ursus beer advert.

Leave your caption in the comments section below.

I'll decide the winner this Sunday.


Over 18 and UK entrants only.

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17 comments:

  1. Ursus kills the pain in UrAnus, wide end first ?

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  2. Brewers droop?? Never heard of it!

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  3. I like my beer with a little head.

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  4. For when you want your beer to taste of Piss, drink Ursus

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  5. Drinking this will turn your cock into a beer bottle...

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  6. The serious caption:

    Ursus, good from any angle.


    The Funny caption:

    Anyone can pull off an Ursus

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  7. Ursus, ribbed, for her pleasure

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  8. Dunno what you're sniggering at. All I see is the nib of a fountain pen.

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  9. Ursus: naturally processed.

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  10. Ursus: The source laid bear [sic]

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  11. Ursus, why not crack a bottle, or a number two?

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  12. Maybe it would have tasted better if I'd have stuck it up my Ursus.

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  13. Never open a bottle with your teeth.

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  14. Ursus: a perineal favourite.


    Ursus: the bear behind the beer.


    Ursus: Cluj-less marketing for beer.

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