I've just come across this beer advert.
Stop sniggering at the back.
It's for Ursus beer from Bucharest and it's supposedly one of the best selling beers in it's native country. Indeed, it brands itself as 'The King of Romanian Beers'.
The lack of a caption leaves me confused as to what message it's trying to convey about the beer or the people that drink it.
That's where you come in. I said "Stop sniggering at the back!"
I'll give four lovely bottles from my special beer cupboard for the best/funniest/smuttiest caption to accompany the Ursus beer advert.
Leave your caption in the comments section below.
I'll decide the winner this Sunday.
Over 18 and UK entrants only.
Ursus kills the pain in UrAnus, wide end first ?ReplyDelete
Brewers droop?? Never heard of it!ReplyDelete
I like my beer with a little head.ReplyDelete
For when you want your beer to taste of Piss, drink UrsusReplyDelete
Drinking this will turn your cock into a beer bottle...ReplyDelete
The serious caption:ReplyDelete
Ursus, good from any angle.
The Funny caption:
Anyone can pull off an Ursus
Ursus, ribbed, for her pleasureReplyDelete
Dunno what you're sniggering at. All I see is the nib of a fountain pen.ReplyDelete
Ursus: naturally processed.ReplyDelete
Ursus: The source laid bear [sic]ReplyDelete
Ursus, why not crack a bottle, or a number two?ReplyDelete
Maybe it would have tasted better if I'd have stuck it up my Ursus.ReplyDelete
Never open a bottle with your teeth.ReplyDelete
Ursus: a perineal favourite.ReplyDelete
Ursus: the bear behind the beer.
Ursus: Cluj-less marketing for beer.
Hello ! My Name is Ursus.ReplyDelete
Whats the crack with Ursus!ReplyDelete